been meaning to write this for a while but wasn’t sure how to approach it
i was about 15 when i realized that old people suck. they are just not cool. all their tastes are stale. the music they listen to is cringe as fuck and any new, fresh and exciting music only gives them headache. i resolved then i would not become one of these boomers.
a few decades later, older now, i can say that to a large extent the reason old people suck is inevitable result of aging and associated cognitive decline and reduction in energy and sex drive.
but you don’t go directly from low energy and sex drive to shit music taste. instead low energy and sex drive cause you to lose interest in music and that in turn causes your taste to go to shit overtime.
so, with effort, probably about 80% of that decline in music taste can be prevented.
much MORE so than decline in physical strength can be prevented by exercise.
as you get older you need to learn to leverage your experience, knowledge and skill rather than brute force. so in the gym for example i am focusing on extremely high-skill exercises such as Snatch and in the pool on Butterfly. this is because as you get older you can’t compete with 20 year old juiceheads on brute force - you have to take them to deep water and drown them.
likewise with music just because you’re getting older doesn’t mean you have to have music tastes that suck. your brain chemistry may not be what it once was but if you spent the last couple decades developing your taste systematically you can still embarrass young kids.
so how do you do it in practice ?
the hard part for me was to decide what to talk about here because i used different methods over the last 25 years but i will just focus on what i consider the most important techniques that i am using currently.
though i have used different strategies in the past currently i am relying solely on Spotify ( premium $10 / month ) for all “development” …
what makes Spotify work for me is that it is basically two things:
1 - algorithms
2 - people
either one of those would not have worked, but together it works like magic.
basically people and algorithms both have limitations and you need to learn how to use them to balance each other out.
spotify algorithms are quite good, but the very same thing which makes them good is also the main issue with using them. namely their job is to find music that you will like and they are so good at this that they will never really find music that is outside of your comfort zone so to speak.
and as we all know if you want to develop you need to be spending most of your time outside of your comfort zone.
luckily spotify also has playlists. it has playlists generated by spotify algorithms but it also has playlists made by regular people, and those are the ones that are of interest to us.
think of it in terms of breadth vs depth.
algorithms will zero in with laser precision on your taste and will find the best music that is in that narrow range of your current tastes - this is depth.
or to use the nomenclature from algorithms this is a local maximum.
by analogy to geography a local maximum is the top of the hill that you’re already on. it’s the point where you end up if you always go up until you can’t go further. but this isn’t the highest mountain on earth ( which would be called global maximum ). to find the highest mountain on earth you will need to travel … a lot. and that’s where user generated playlists come into play.
spotify’s algorithmic suggestions are based on the music in your library, but user playlists can only be found using boolean search / text prompt.
the searches i used most recently are:
“experimental”
“avant garde”
“experimental bass”
“experimental dance”
“experimental electronic”
“progressive”
“industrial”
“minimal”
once you do such a search you get about 50 playlists each with about 200 tracks that were created by regular people like myself. the point of these playlists is that they are NOT based on your tastes !
if they were based on your tastes you would still be stuck at a local maximum, but instead you are making an effort, investing time into traveling to explore different landscapes …
i then go through these playlists one by one, sorting each by date - most recent first. if the latest addition to playlist is more than a year old i simply skip to next playlist. most playlists will have additions to them within the past month if not week or even a day.
i listen to these playlists in reverse chronological order ( starting with most recent track, which was hopefully added in the last month ) and i try to judge whether the playlist is worthy or not …
i will typically skip straight to the middle of the track and sample 3 or 4 parts of the track at about 5 seconds each … so i will spend about 20 seconds per track to see if it’s any good, and try maybe 3 or 4 tracks in a playlist before determining if the playlist is good or not …
so it takes me no more than a minute to evaluate a “bad” playlist and move to the next one …
if the playlist is good i will then go through the whole list ( or until i get bored ) and sample every track at about 20 seconds per track. i will add the ones that are good to my favorites.
typically after going through about 50 playlists i will add maybe 10 - 20 tracks to my favorites. and i do this once or twice a month or so.
this is breadth.
from this breadth i can then leverage spotify algorithms to reach depth. how ?
once a week or so i create MY OWN playlist using about 10 tracks, and then spotify uses its algorithms to suggest several hundred other tracks that could go into the same playlist …
so it’s a two-step process like tacking a sailboat:
first you go wide then you go deep, then you go wide again and deep again and so on …
the only remaining question is - how do you know when a track is is good ?
a good track is one that is at the edge of your ability to understand what is going on, yet gives you an indication that if you spend some time with it - you will learn to enjoy it.
art is a combination of order and chaos.
chaos out of order.
your job as an intellectual is to build up your tolerance for chaos. not because you are against order, but because you can see order in chaos, while others can not.
this is the main “filter” i apply when choosing tracks and playlists …
the other filter i apply is simply recency. the more recent the better.
something like this:
40% of all music to evaluate should be not more than 6 months old.
60% not more than 1 year old.
80% not more than 3 years old.
anything older than 3 years old is a classic. you need that too, but 20% is enough.
when your music diet is engineered as described above your brain will begin to gradually develop abilities to recognize patterns in music and enjoy them, whereas a typical boomer will only get a headache from them.
it will also learn to recognize older music as stale.
do this long and hard enough and you can basically turn the tables to the point where you begin to look at kids as being lame, stale and out of touch compared to yourself …
i literally now look at teenagers wearing a shirt that says “Nirvana” or something like that and i think to myself “Boomer LOL”
don’t be a Boomer ! apply my advanced techniques !
this is especially important for @kanyewest because it doesn’t matter how good your speakers are if you put on Britney Spears to demonstrate them you now lost whatever respect you could have generated for yourself …
well, unless you are demonstrating your speakers to a Boomer who loves to masturbate to Britney Spears, but why would you let him in your house anyway ?