Oh yes this next one is a treat !
In high school in NYC i was taught how evil America’s immigration policy was historically because when immigrants arrived by boat to NYC they had to go up a very high staircase, the only purpose of which was to see who would get winded - and those who struggled on that staircase were sent back to whatever hole they came from. America only needed strong workers.
well Deja-Vu. how do you think Seniors will fare on this beautiful spiral staircase ? not very well. They would have to use it EVERY DAY just to buy food, because the vision is to shop locally EVERY DAY buying only as much as you can carry, rather than drive an SUV to Costco once a week then loading up a huge refrigerator. Large refrigerators will be illegal ( suggested by a city planner, not me ) as well private vehicles will be illegal too ( suggested by Schwab / WEF and city planners, not me ) and of course you can forget about elevators, as those require hallways and FuckCars said hallways waste too much living space - so elevators VERBOTEN as well.
not to worry - if you can’t get up that stairs because you are too old the Government will euthanize you for free, as they already do in Canada in THESE EXACT CASES ( people too weak to use stairs ).
FuckCars of course is also anti-racist, so let’s face it most of the people on that stair in Germany will be Muslim Immigrants from Nigeria. When they see a pretty 12 year old white girl on that stair a dozen of them will rape her for about 5 hours. In court it will be ruled a “cultural misunderstanding” and the perps will get 2 weeks of community service each. You see in their native home land women wear burkas and the girl was not wearing one, therefore they mistakenly understood that she wanted it. Also in their home country there is no age of consent. And of course they couldn’t speak English so when she screamed " please stop ! " they thought she was saying " fuck me harder daddy ! " so basically it wasn’t their fault.
and finally - there is already a great place for spontaneous social interactions where cars are completely banned and there are no elevators - namely Prison. there is a vibrant gay culture as well. you wouldn’t even need to use the stairs to experience some of these social interactions - you ( or rather your asshole ) would meet new people even while showering ! And best of all because 90% of violent felons ( and 80% of prison inmates ) are black - you will enjoy plenty of diversity as well !
well, not in Europe. in Europe it’s Muslims, not Blacks … but i digress …
wait @Dissident, you aren’t denying the value of community - are you ?
not at all !
my suburban development has a clubhouse with a gym, heated indoor pool with transparent roof and walls, a separate fully outdoor pool, jacuzzi, billiards, tennis and on and on and on - games i never even heard about ! This clubhouse is also within walking distance from any home in the development ( with protected sidewalks ) but also accessible by bike and car with a giant parking lot that is never more than half full. we have bicycle parking as well. personally i never use the clubhouse because i’m better than everybody else - they don’t deserve to be graced with my presence - but if i wanted to get to know my neighbors the clubhouse is literally designed exactly for that.
and yet FuckCars thinks that a motherfucking folding chair on a staircase acting as a “Main Socializing Space” is something to be celebrated rather than a sad, pathetic joke that leaves you unsure whether to laugh or cry.
City Planners and Cycling Activists are a joke.
