Escalade IQ / IQL

when i was in St. Johns County Florida some spic had an Escalade IQ in the same hotel parking lot. i know it was an IQ because he was showing off the frunk to some people. i remember thinking what an absolute clown that spic was because he was so hype about this Escalade IQ when it’s just a car …

but i gotta say … that car certainly had more presence than any other car in that parking lot … including the 7 series i was renting which is already a flashy car … but the Escalade IQ dominated it COMPLETELY

( 7 series below for comparison )

As i already wrote on NOSTR if i had money for a 2-car garage i would probably do ESCALADE IQL and Corvette ZR1X

And if i had money but could only have one car i would get Mercedes S63 AMG E-Performance

Although PHEV Mercedes models have a small trunk it’s still more usable than whatever you get in a Corvette … and you can use rear seats for more space ( or hoes ). That makes it a lot more practical as a single car solution.

With an Escalade IQL though you can fit an entire club worth of hoes in there, and a ZR1X is almost 2,000 lbs lighter than S63 E-Performance ( plus 400 more HP ) so you will definitely have more fun with an Escalade IQL + ZR1X combo than with just a single S63 but you will also need 2X money and 2X garage space.

Or you could get all 3 of them. Drive the IQL to the club, the ZR1X to the gym and daily the S63.

Of course i don’t have money so i just bought a 3 year warranty extension for the Volvo and this past week had the issues i was having recently ( like a trunk making a loud buzz sound when opening ) fixed for free under that warranty …

Pathetic i know but that’s the life of a Gooner …